Blind Date! Blind Date!

Blind Date! Blind Date!

Went to the cleaners and hired that cool tux
Visited the ATM , had to withdraw some bucks

Showered, shaved and dabbed on that divine after-shave
Memorized the address that my blind date gave

Called for a limo, to make that grand appearance
Refused to accept a friendly lift , in sheer defiance !

Reached the party place, feeling grand and nice
Searching every table, hoping for a pleasant surprise !

Pleasant surprise I did get , a jolt of a 1000 volts all right
For Sundari was Sundar ! mustache, beard, and a suit so bright !

Blind date ! Blind date ! woe is my fate
The computer made a goof-up ! and bungled up my date !!!!

~Mahesh Laxman~

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