At my keyboard, I was
busy typing away,
when suddenly this face appeared,
with teeth long, and grey
It said, "hello I'm Herbert,
and I'm horrible, and mean,
right now I'm munching my way,
right through your machine
Files, and folders, are what I love to eat
and you have lots, and yum,
they taste so good, and sweet
Now I'm done, and I have eaten my fill,
your computer now is nothing but junk,
please don't try to send me the bill"
Frantically I pressed ctrl, alt, and delete
but nothing happened, and then the cat woke me,
by rubbing against my feet
