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A (TOUGH) DAY IN THE LIFE OF A SOCIALITE!!
Get up in the morning (afternoon) Have bed-tea “Secretary!! Read out my schedule for me!!”
Oh where should I go today? What should I wear? Thank God for the salon, That took care of my hair!
There’s a restaurant opening, My kitty party too, Got to pick up my diamonds, so far away from *Juhu.
Thank God for my diamonds! Thank God for my pearls! (Hope Mrs. Malhotra isn’t wearing hers!)
So she’s all togged out In her Versace, Cartier’s & Choo’s Oh what a tough life! So difficult to choose!
Life is so tough (Oh Yeah!!) And (she’s) La-Di-Dah! “Driver!!! Where the hell are you???!!!” “Get out the Jaguar!”
The restaurant is so chic (Mrs. Khanna has lost so much weight!!!!) No one knows me here! Help me find the gate!
Popping in a Calmpose, Makes me all serene and calm. There is Sameer (Big Bucks) Got to turn on my charm.
Heading for the kitty (Hope Tara’s not there) One quick look in the mirror Now am ready to kiss some air!
Quaff some wine (How my diamonds shine) Use a lot of words, but say naught ”Yes last summer, we were holidaying on a yacht”
So the days (finally) done (I think I did fine) Thank God for Botox That took care of my lines!
Enter the house with the milkman. “Open the door for me” Oh another tough day Tomorrow (today) is going to be!!
*Juhu is a suburb of Mumbai city.
~Mayuri Sharma~
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