Once again I've been placed under suspension
They say I need to do some introspection
Ponder, what I must do to improve
And
learn to abide by the school rules.
Well, I'm a cool dude - I have my style
Hence the need to carry a flashy mobile
Zoom into school driving my car
So
what, if I'm late by an hour
My
hair is styled in spikes, dyed the colour wine
But
they object and say I look like a porcupine!!
Shoes are out, floaters are in
And
I love wearing trinkets and earrings
Why
should I button my shirt to the top?
I
have a hairy chest that I'm proud of!
Trousers belted at the waist!! - just no way
Its
baggy hipsters in which I sway.
Why
don't they just chill it?
When I decide to smoke a cigarette?
Why
should I be forced to attend class?
I
know the tricks, I'm sure I'll pass
They want me to get my parents to school
Just to tell them I'm breaking the rules.
Well dad's got work - he is globe trotting
And
mom's busy too with hectic socializing.
Besides, I've given the matter some thought
I'm
actually enjoying this time-out a lot.
Partying into the wee hours I can get up late
Dress up leisurely and meet my mates.
We
all gather outside school
And
then go to play snooker and pool.
No
tedious home-work, no dreary classes to
attend,
Just freak out with your current girl friend.
Lunch consists of burgers, pizzas and rum
Oh!
being suspended is such fun!!
I
am the suave stud over whom girls swoon
On
the wrong side of law- my popularity zooms.
A
real COOL DUDE am I!!!
~Granny 'O'~
