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SMART!!!
(Supermom &
Bratty)
My son came home from school one
day,
with this silly grin upon his face.
He thought he was smarter
than me,
and could put me in my
place.
Guess what I learnt in
the Civics class,
that's taught by Mr. Bright?
It's about the laws of
the land,
its called:
THE CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS.
Wipe that smirk off your face
Talking to your mom like this is a disgrace
Son I have the sorest temptation
to toss
you out of the door.
But I'll take this chance
to teach you a lesson,
for once and ever more.
Mom I've learnt you can't force me
I don't have to clean my room,
I don't have to cut my
hair.
Nobody can tell me what to eat,
My freedom of speech is
guaranteed.
Its my choice what I watch on TV. or what I read
I'll take some time and mull
it over.
I cannot let this go.
Oh son of
mine you must realize,
that you're messing with a
pro!
Mom dear I can wear an earring in
my ear,
And, if I want, can pierce my nose.
It's my choice if I so
desire
to tattoo numbers across my toes.
Son
I'm going shopping today,
but do not
ask me please
To buy you tee- shirts designed by La Coste
Or coke and pizzas to eat.
I have
spoken to the Welfare Department
they say they don't care,
whether I buy you
Bata shoes,
or a pair of Nike Airs.
Mom if you try to spank me,
I will charge you with the crime,
and I can
back up all my charges,
with the marks on my
behind.
Oh dear how could you have forgotten
All that I've done for you
All those times when I've stayed awake
And held you all night through.
Oh Mother mine now don't ever touch me,
this body is only for
my use,
not for your hugs and kisses and stuff,
that's just another
form of child abuse.
My stubborn son I've cancelled your
appointment
to test your driving skills,
I hope by
now you have noticed
that this immoral road you've chosen
is
all up hill.
Don't fill my head with morals,
like
your mama did to you.
That's what's called mind control,
And it's
illegal too!
You also don't expect me to stop for you to eat,
or pick up stuff to munch.
I think you should follow my
advice Son,
And make yourself some lunch.
So
what, if you are too hungry,
wait 'til dinner time.
We're having
brinjal and onions,
Cause it's a favorite dish of
mine.
I have these
children's rights.
You can't do a thing to me.
Oh dear mother
don't get so
hyper
Let's stop to get a movie,
so we can watch it on the VCR.
What VCR?
I've also sold the TV in
your room
and bought new tyres for my car.
Why this silence my son?????
All that's
required of me
is to put a roof over your head.
I
only have to buy your clothes,
and the food that you must eat.
The
money you used to get for an allowance,
will now buy me something
neat.
No more eating after we shop,
no more joking along the
way.
For I too have a BILL OF RIGHTS,
that goes into effect
today!
~Supermom & Bratty~
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